Finally, finally, they've made a pair of prosthetic balls for your desk. Why? Because you can't telecommute from your truck, and exposing your workspace to exposed pink lumps is great for de-stressing. Maybe you're exhausted by the creative industry grind, fed up with chaotic freelance juggling, or just stressed out by rampant structural sexism in the workplace. Get you a set of the ('impossibly limited edition') NiceBalls suction-stick cojones and with a few quick death grips you'll be feeling right as rain! At least you will if you can also afford healthcare.
NiceBalls. A dangling prosthetic accessory that sticks easily, discreetly and efficiently to your desk. Its suspension rate creates a Euclidean curve that encourages relaxation and provides the few moments of escapism that we all need once in a while. So, after playing for a while with your balls you can change back your mode to “bust your balls”. Now you can be productive while playing with your balls.